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When you caught me fisting your mom did you think I was acknowledging her with my thumb and the rest of my fingers or when I was elbow deep and shouted, "I'm fisting your mom!" in your face was it clear what was actually happening?
Weird.
You shouldn't have tried that
She loved it
Aw honey, doubling down was not the move.