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Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’ (theonion.com)

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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

That man is a total jeenius! Go ahead try to find resegregate in a dicksionary. Can't? Why? Because he is a thinking man. He is the most thinking that anyone man has ever thinked before. That's why he knows the definition of such complex words and the rest of us just think it could be two words. It could be Reseg Regate! Regate sounds like rebate so I think Trump wants to lower flight costs so we can all fly too!