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Trump Orders Black Boxes to Be Replaced With White Boxes, Following Airline Tragedy (theshovel.com.au)
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[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 5 points 12 hours ago

I heard he was also placing tariffs on the Potomac River now, so who knows what that's going to do to the price of eggs.