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[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 40 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

At 14 I was talking about Gianna Michaels tits. Looks like we are progressing.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 22 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Gianna Michaels

I hope in retirement she has peace. She was the top star for such a long time. Or if she's not retired and just doing customs, I hope she's getting to pick stuff she wants to do. But really I hope she's just retired somewhere sipping a fruity drink and getting the therapy it takes to navigate a society that hates you for doing the thing it paid you to do

[–] UniversalMonk@sopuli.xyz 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

She's leveraging her porn career into high price escorting and looks dead inside.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 28 points 19 hours ago

Welp. I wish we didn't live in a world that both drives people to sex work for survival AND demeans them for doing it

[–] keinBloudsinn@lemmings.world 13 points 18 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

A nice pair of tits yeah

[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 15 hours ago

She certainly took care of a lot of cocks.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 5 points 16 hours ago

Both boobies and tits

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That'd be true if this post wasn't entirely made up.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Is there a /c/nothingeverhappens over here?

Sometimes 14-year-olds have in-jokes, too.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I went ahead and did a search. Apparently there is a community for it, but it has zero posts.

https://lemmy.world/c/nothingeverhappens

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Then it's an appropriately named community.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 18 hours ago

Therefore something IS happening!

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 17 hours ago

Nothing ever doesn't happen

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world -4 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

In-jokes, sure, but they don't talk like that.

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Are you the expert in 14 year old speech patterns globally?

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 points 18 hours ago

Not to mention that this could be OOPs translation

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

My friends and I talked exactly like that, maybe you were just a weenie. You're pretty much there now so you were probably even worse as a kid.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world -3 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

The way you "speak" now proves that is a lie.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Me and my compatriots did exhibit similar speech patterns, verily my good sir!

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 2 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, okay weenie.