Shut up Donny! You’re out of your element!
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Me and my buddies spoke about "Oregano" in High School often, but I don't think we were having the same sort of conversation
I was too much of a nerd that I joined a informal high school circle where they hike and talked about "plants and trees" and all they did was smoke pot where I wanted to discuss invasive species to the forest population.
This is a hilarious story and I love it.
Just young spice enthusiasts.
The spice must flow
Back then, the only spice we had was old.
Best kind. I put it on my balls when they gave it out in sex ed class.
I had fresh balls with a rash.
I... What?
I overheard some of my students (16-18 years old) during lunchtime today. They were all standing over a phone, looking at a photo.
"Is that a dead deer?!". "It looks like a dead deer" said another. "Oh I thought it was a dead deer too".
Then they all agreed it was a french bulldog. WTF?!
They were speaking about this meme:
It has a backstory related to recent events: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-laughing-at-dead-deer
holy shit I thought this was just a meme because a tesla autopilot hit a deer or something. he actually burst out laughing at an actual dead deer? jesus fucking christ... totally not serial killer energy
Elon Musk and Rick and Morty co-creator Justin Roiland hosted an episode of PewDiePie's YouTube series Meme Review titled "Will Smith hosts Meme Review"
Holy fucknuggets, how can there be that much cringe in one location
Man, my view of them in 2019 is sooo much different than my view of them today.
I didn't even know Roiland had been canceled until I saw this comment (yes I live under a rock)
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. There’s some articles that go into how much of a hindrance he was to the actual creative process of Rick and Morty, which I found surprising and disappointing.
Was the bulldog ok though?
Close enough
It's the fault of those woke leftist school lunch policies that kids these days eat well enough to know what fresh basil is.
(Or "kids those days ate," at least, because that policy is long gone due to Trump.)
That pizza gatekeeping
Pizzagating? Oh no
PizzaKeeping?
At 14 I was talking about Gianna Michaels tits. Looks like we are progressing.
Gianna Michaels
I hope in retirement she has peace. She was the top star for such a long time. Or if she's not retired and just doing customs, I hope she's getting to pick stuff she wants to do. But really I hope she's just retired somewhere sipping a fruity drink and getting the therapy it takes to navigate a society that hates you for doing the thing it paid you to do
She's leveraging her porn career into high price escorting and looks dead inside.
Welp. I wish we didn't live in a world that both drives people to sex work for survival AND demeans them for doing it
She kept birds?
She certainly took care of a lot of cocks.
Both boobies and tits
That'd be true if this post wasn't entirely made up.
Is there a /c/nothingeverhappens over here?
Sometimes 14-year-olds have in-jokes, too.
I went ahead and did a search. Apparently there is a community for it, but it has zero posts.
Then it's an appropriately named community.
Therefore something IS happening!
Nothing ever doesn't happen
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I don't think I knew what fresh basil was till I was 30.
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