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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Falling down the stairs is the only time he's risen in political popularity.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I would vote for him if he promised to continually fall down stairs.

[–] droporain@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 17 hours ago

Just stay down!