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[–] CaptSpify@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, there were a few choices, not two. They also didn't "help", by definition. They sat back and watched. And while I disagree with standing back and watching, I can't blame them for looking at a shit-sandwich, and a shit-sandwich with sprinkles and deciding not to waste their time on either.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] CaptSpify@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The person who got the third most votes, how many did they get?

[–] CaptSpify@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

861,164

Any other basic reading that you want me to do for you?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So basically even if they got all of Harris’s vote they still wouldn’t have won?

There were two choices.

[–] CaptSpify@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes to the first part, no to the second. I don't understand how this is difficult to understand.