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[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 0 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

No, more like "both of these people should be tried for crimes against humanity, so I support neither"

As far as "how do I win a war" it starts with not supporting a capitalist, because as long as they have power, the working class will be oppressed.

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You have power! You are responsible! You need to use that power. You need to make active choices in the world.

[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Yes, we have power, which we can use to toss off the chains of the oppressors, and seize the means of production.

Ready to help?

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I didn't choose this username for no reason

[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

So, ready to do more than just vote?

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I have no interest in entertaining your false dichotomy.

[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Well, it's two years to the next federal vote.

What are you going to do in the meantime?

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I've been doing what I plan to do for the next 2, 4, 8, 20 years: work to build just systems, that dont rely on the state to meet the material needs of the working class in my community.

So, again, what are you doing?

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 hours ago

There you go. You figured it out. I did all that, and one more day on top of it. It only takes one day to vote.