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[โ€“] whydudothatdrcrane@lemmy.ml 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Oh shit, I bit that onion a tad too hard. What has the world come to?

[โ€“] BurningRiver@beehaw.org 2 points 8 hours ago

So a quick thought experiment. If Bezos personally funded another $300,000,000 Amazon Bond flop out of his own pocket, he could actually do that almost 700 more times before he was only a singular billionaire.