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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Women already have the perfect sex bot. It's called a Sybian.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And if that Sybian could pick you up, and stroke your thighs, massage your breasts, have hips and legs to simulate the sexual positions that it can't provide you, while still being what it is, there is a huge room for improvement on the design of the sybian and what great things it does

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

✅: Does what it's asked to do

✅: Doesn't talk back

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'd kill to get my wife one, but that $1,300 tag gives me sticker shock.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So you're saying you value human life at less than $1,300.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"My wife needs this or she'll die!"

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was more referring to the fact that they were very ready to say how they'd kill for it but the price was the thing stopping them. The maths is pretty easy but I think 3 people didn't get the joke.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, uh, retracted. 👀 Oops.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

No worries lol.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But with that money you can give her the ride of her life...

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Repeatability is king! :)

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your phone is probably worth that much

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, but the vibrator in your phone isn't 75% of the user interface.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Was only trying to put 1300 dollars into a more palatable frame of reference