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[–] corroded@lemmy.world 91 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Isn't dying poor a good thing? I don't want to live poor, but you can't take it with you. I'd ideally spend my last dollar right before taking my last breath.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The problem is when you spend your last dollar but still are breathing.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

The goal would be to spend my last dollar prior to ending up in a hospital where I die and the medical bills go poof.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 55 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you're unmarried and have no descendants sure. Although you're kind of screwing them over, these days, you dying is the only way your kids are ever going to be able to buy a house.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Problem is, that you normally don't know how long you'll live and cannot plan accordingly.

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip -2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I know when I'm going to die, because I'm an independent free thinker. I refuse to face my death on anyone's terms but my own. I intend to live a rich and fulfilling life, watch my family grow, and then end it at a time of my own choosing, after giving all of my grandkids the tools they need to go on without me.

If I died to any means but suicide, I wouldn't think it fair. You can't fire me, I quit. It's my life and I'm going to be in control until the last second.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You goober, even if you're planning on offing yourself you can still die randomly before that.

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's true, but irrelevant. We're talking about managing retirement funds. I'm not going to live longer than my retirement funds last. Dying earlier doesn't change that.

And if I did die of natural causes, it would be a tragedy. I only want to die by my own hand, I don't want chance to take my death from me.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The audacity to use the word goober as an insult in a comment this stupid is baffling.

Of course you're right. Obviously.

Did you not get the point?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

I'm using goober specifically because it's not insulting. It's light hearted.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Inheritence and/or charity