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[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There's a lot of good, but the devs def screwed up with the whole shared breathing / eating tubing. But at least the playing ground is partially even, with other species also at risk of randomly dying from the simple act of food intake.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 42 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The most screwed up one is the octopus, for some reason that brains are below their mouths so the esophagus goes through their brain. If they eat something too big they can give themselves a concussion.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

That's a very British documentary as well isn't it.

Lets just get a dead giraffe and cut it open in order to demonstrate something

That would never happen in the US there'd be too many complaints.

[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

…..what

Maybe in like the 50s lol

[–] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Best fact of the day!