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[–] dead@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago (6 children)

This is actually an accurate analogy. The US does have all the chips. What the fuck are they going to do with chips? Chips are chips. Chips aren't real. Money isn't real. It's a substitute for value. When they piss everyone else off, they're not invited back to the table. The rest of the world is just going to cut off trade from the US. Where are Americans going to buy bananas or coffee? I hope Americans really like corn.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

The casino will kick you out if you shit on the table.

[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We love it (?) but it's not fully digestible.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Donald Trump waging war on his own citizens' bowels

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We love it (?) but it's not fully digestible.

Good thing non-Europeans figured out nixtamalization

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

americans refusing "nixtamal" because it sounds foreign only to discover that "pellegra" sounds foreign too

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

we'll call it the Liberty Squirts

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Extremely underrated comment

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Chips are key in Balatro early game tho

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Type of guy to run out of the casino with his arms full of chips- I’m rich!!!!

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Dent corn specifically - mmm yummy tasty corn genetically modified for optimized biofuel production