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[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 92 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I like how he couldn't think up a racist caricature of Canada so it's just a guy with a maple leaf head

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 38 points 3 days ago

He is still trying to learn a new Canada-face after Trudeau.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 34 points 3 days ago

It should've been a South Park Canadian.

[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 19 points 3 days ago

To be fair, he is holding a bottle of "syrup"

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 43 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Canada is just a big leaf? Wtf Ben you're better than that. A big beaver, a giant moose? Come on there's so many better options.

[–] muirc@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

pay up
pay up
pay up
syr up

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 68 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do these dipshits even comprehend the horrifying concept of the level of blowback that could happen from trying to openly fuck with the entire world?

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 44 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

They're trying to cash in on decades of post WWII American hegemony.

We'll see if the check bounces. If it does, it will be a major hinge point.

Either way, countries are building alternatives to dependence on the US, so if this all works out for the empire, then everyone will have escape boats for the next hinge point.

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 48 points 3 days ago

measurehead The anglophonic mind cannot comprehend the subtle complexities of 'Soft Power'. See how they regress to methods of imperial management the rest of the world left behind in the 1800s

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like how all the cards say "PAY UP" which implies Trump is also holding a bunch of cards that say "PAY UP."

[–] D61@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago

Trump is holding the MOST cards that say "Pay Up."

[–] a_party_german@hexbear.net 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

literally me every time I log onto this site

"I really hate this website I visit voluntarily and post in frequently!"

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 55 points 3 days ago

Glad to see the independent nation of Cramer be recognized. 🫡

[–] dead@hexbear.net 51 points 3 days ago (10 children)

This is actually an accurate analogy. The US does have all the chips. What the fuck are they going to do with chips? Chips are chips. Chips aren't real. Money isn't real. It's a substitute for value. When they piss everyone else off, they're not invited back to the table. The rest of the world is just going to cut off trade from the US. Where are Americans going to buy bananas or coffee? I hope Americans really like corn.

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Type of guy to run out of the casino with his arms full of chips- I’m rich!!!!

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago

The casino will kick you out if you shit on the table.

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Dent corn specifically - mmm yummy tasty corn genetically modified for optimized biofuel production

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[–] Krem@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago

can't remember that Modi exists so i'll just draw india as a brown guy with a south east asian muslim hat

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 45 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It is kind of interesting how a lot of chuds seem to believe that everyone will just export to the US at a loss rather than them having to pay more. There have been a lot of it from freeze-gamer talking about how Nintendo has become "political" by pulling pre-orders of the Switch 2 to reconsider the price or how it is all corporate greed and the tariffs are just an excuse.

The leading chud posters seem to have started pivoting to the next stage which is "you don't need anything actually, money is fake".

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

thesis: You will eat the bugs
antithesis: I will not eat the bugs
synthesis: I will not eat anything

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

“Workers should work for free! Higher wages mean more expensive products!”

“Tariffs are great and will in no way be passed on to the consumer because uhhh….internet said so!”

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

Why did he need to label people if he was just going to draw racist stuff. Is his audience children?

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 33 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Surprised nobody else has mentioned that Australia isn’t even a person but an animal lmao

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Australia as a jacked kangaroo isn't an insult to Australians, maybe an insult to kangaroos

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[–] D61@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

Canada's just a bunch of maple leaves in a suit...

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[–] Pili@hexbear.net 37 points 3 days ago

"How can I pack all the racisms in one image?"

[–] hollowmines@hexbear.net 41 points 3 days ago

ah yes the "if everyone is mad at me I must be doing something right" school of governance

[–] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago

He's holding all the cards (they're playing UNO)

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tariffs being in the news for several months now, you'd think they'd adapt to the understanding it's not a tax on other countries

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

Even when it inevitably blows up in their faces they will find some new mental gymnastics to do to aggressively avoid learning anything.

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

BRICS being built on self imposed American shots to the foot is kinda funny.

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[–] Florist@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

Why is Cramer at the table? Lmao

[–] ksynwa_from_lemmygrad@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Meanwhile Dow Jones (the only metric these freaks care about) is still going down.

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[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

se asia is my favorite country

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

S Korea and Japan

Literally the same country now, since the occupation collaborators were left in charge after 1945.

Also the France pic is really accurate.

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[–] eyyImwalkin@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I guess there's been an unreal tournament remake

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No that's literally me. We just go around wearing big rice hats and are totally indistinguishable from each other, unlike Europeens who obviously are wearing different suit brands.

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I'm a kangaroo with severe constipation

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You sure you're not a dingo with constipation?

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[–] plinky@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

india is breathtaking i can't look away

[–] newacctidk@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why is there a Germany AND an EU?

[–] picklemeister@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

kkkracker dei

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

How does it not become exhausting to constantly felch trump for years like this?

[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

America is trying to throw its weight around but it doesn't know what weight it is.

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