badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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TOP TEN CLIFFORD FACTS
① CLIFFORD’S BIG SIZE His big size comes with a BIG appetite – he eats 18.1 kg of dog food every day.
② HAVING A BALL Clifford LOVES playing fetch – but make sure you’re not in an inflatable bubble ball, otherwise you’ll be in for a wild ride!
③ WINTER FUN Clifford’s favorite winter activity is playing on the ice rink at Rockefeller Center in New York City. Watch out, skaters!
④ WOOF When Clifford barks, it can be heard 16 km away.
⑤ BUCKLE UP Clifford’s leash was made from every single belt Emily Elizabeth could find inside her own apartment.
⑥ CITY PUP Clifford loves the city and falling asleep to the sound of the subway.
⑦ SQUEAKY CLEAN! Sometimes Clifford takes a shower using a fire hose.
⑧ CATCH HIM IF YOU CAN! Clifford can run at 115 km/hour.
⑨ WHOA, HAPPY DOG! When Clifford wags his tail, stuff goes flying everywhere.
⑩ SOAK UP THE SUN! When the weather is warm, Clifford really loves to play in the Bethesda Fountain in the famous Central Park. He makes quite a splash!
Thanks WatchMojo