Future_Honkey

The first panels alright

Strap-on Jim now leads the pack for my future hexbear handle

I've noted that a good % of new libs seem to think hiding behind left-adjacent names and/or non-cis pronouns will protect them from moderation.

I recall this one lib in particular complaining/defending their ass-takes by repeatedly reminding the thread their name was taken from a leftist.

They still got banned haha! Goofy, the lot of em

"We're gonna need a bigger ~~boat~~ wall."

Lol not much to it. i was covering my young kitty with kisses, eyes closed (as one does, right? He's a long-hair) he wriggled around a bit at just the wrong time and i got a clean shot at a distinctly non-furry spot which though ive never felt before still knew immediately what i had done and i went to scrub my mouth (and laugh at myself).

I checked the Senate floor proceedings and these were the only 2 items on the agenda.

1. PN12-39 — 119th Congress (2025-2026) — Dean Sauer — Department of Justice Dean Sauer, of Missouri, to be Solicitor General of the United States, vice Elizabeth Prelogar, resigned. Date Received from President: 01/20/2025 Committee: Judiciary Latest Action: 04/02/2025 - By unanimous consent agreement, debate and vote 4/3/2025. (All Actions)

1. PN12-11 — 119th Congress (2025-2026) — Harmeet Dhillon — Department of Justice Harmeet Dhillon, of California, to be an Assistant Attorney General, vice Kristen M. Clarke, resigned. Date Received from President: 01/20/2025 Committee: Judiciary Latest Action: 04/02/2025 - By unanimous consent agreement, vote 4/3/2025. (All Actions)

Haha now his doing this on April fools Day makes waaay more sense. Yaknow that hadta been eating at him, the way libs live for vibes. Stompin around in a pointless fingerwaggin show while actively avoiding actual governance... Amazing, its too perfect.

I feel bad for the poor guy. If he's real and this isn't the 30's version of a greentext, what a thing to do to yourself, yikes

Ahh good ol cowbee :) i gotta recall my calm... leavin the rest to you mate

This product would have protected me from kissing my cat's butt that one time. So much lipwashin'...