Future_Honkey

joined 1 year ago
[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

TOP TEN CLIFFORD FACTS

① CLIFFORD’S BIG SIZE His big size comes with a BIG appetite – he eats 18.1 kg of dog food every day.

② HAVING A BALL Clifford LOVES playing fetch – but make sure you’re not in an inflatable bubble ball, otherwise you’ll be in for a wild ride!

③ WINTER FUN Clifford’s favorite winter activity is playing on the ice rink at Rockefeller Center in New York City. Watch out, skaters!

④ WOOF When Clifford barks, it can be heard 16 km away.

⑤ BUCKLE UP Clifford’s leash was made from every single belt Emily Elizabeth could find inside her own apartment.

⑥ CITY PUP Clifford loves the city and falling asleep to the sound of the subway.

⑦ SQUEAKY CLEAN! Sometimes Clifford takes a shower using a fire hose.

⑧ CATCH HIM IF YOU CAN! Clifford can run at 115 km/hour.

⑨ WHOA, HAPPY DOG! When Clifford wags his tail, stuff goes flying everywhere.

⑩ SOAK UP THE SUN! When the weather is warm, Clifford really loves to play in the Bethesda Fountain in the famous Central Park. He makes quite a splash!

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 4 points 17 hours ago

delete this nephew. Lol

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 1 points 17 hours ago

Rain. Baby head. Books

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

This is terrible. Lol cringe!

bird-screm-2

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 21 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

doomscroll ?? guts-pain ??

blob-stop !! logout !!

touch-grass !!

mario-thumbs-up youre-welcome koishi-wave

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Don't put yourself down, I'm sure you are a beautiful bidet

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

unity Bullying them until the banhammer comes down... I slept so well last night lol

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago (8 children)

This is his second time going too, according to the story. He left a soda and a coconut. I'm tryin ta understand the mentality behind this... Its the second trip that's got me flummoxed, i can't just write it off as drive we all share to do what's not allowed? Why is this cat fixated on this island?

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You've surely seen this, but for the .01% chance you haven't, it is my responsibility to ensure you see the German forklift training video

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah, intellect was your trigger. Proud of it are ya? Shouldn't be.

Please do show me and the rest of the class how right i (and the women that avoid you) are about you mr frothingfash

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Me? It's me isn't it?

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