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[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Do not let this person split up a bill for your restaurant party, folks

(I'm only joking, but I think you did the math the wrong way, $500x12=$6k)

Edit: yep.I'm an idiot, thanks folks, my poor example will stand as a testament to others, don't shame yourself publicly like this and pay attention in school!

[–] cAUzapNEAGLb@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

$500 per week - 500x48=24k with 4 weeks of thankfully "unpaid" vacation

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

United States

4 weeks of vacation

Lol

If the employee “works” every day of the year they earn -$26000

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My longest vacation was 3 months.*

* …after I got laid off.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Easy mistake to make. Also words can not describe my admiration and respect for someone who can leave a comment like this up with a humble edit.

I might double check your math if we split the cheque, but unlike 99% of the people on the internet, I already can tell that I would WANT to have a supper with you.

[–] PeepingTom@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

How many weeks are there in a year?

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Well I planned for 12 apparently, so I guess I demand a lot of vacation time. I call it the Job Creator schedule.

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's per week.

500 x 4 = 2000/month

2000 x 12 = 24k

By all means i'd love to split restaurant bills with you ;)

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

There are 52 weeks in a year not 48. 500 x 52 = 26000.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Oh I made the stupid mistake and projected it outwards lol, my bad, I apologize and edited my post