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[–] Brumefey@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 hours ago

The fact that I’m wondering if it serious or a joke, is worrisome…

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

The successful candidate

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 55 points 15 hours ago
[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 36 points 14 hours ago

Apply just to not pay and have the position terminated

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 34 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Well... it's not an unpaid internship, we're just not splitting hairs on who's getting paid.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago

Hungary unofficially have pay for internship positions thanks to extremely corrupt HR departments, and internship time mandates from colleges. Basically it ruined my dream of getting a college degree, because at my age especially, it would have cost me a small fortune.

[–] kiku@feddit.org 372 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They finally found a way to make money off of AI

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago
[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 45 points 22 hours ago

this will be a competitive prompt engineer salary in about two years time.

[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 15 points 19 hours ago

Just change your company name to be [actual company name] dba AI Prompt Engineer College, call this a class, done.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 223 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Is shit like this counted when they list the number of open job in the country?

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 17 points 18 hours ago

Almost certainly, they're counting on their "audits" consisting of a script that looks for "$500 per week" in the descriotion to confirm that they're posting ads.

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 86 points 1 day ago

Knowing how backwards things are here, yeah probably

[–] drkt@scribe.disroot.org 34 points 1 day ago

Yes, that's the point.

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[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seriously though… is this shit real?

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago

Apparently this was some sort of job posting "experiment" from a couple of years ago.

Hey, sorry overworked employees. I posted an ad to fill a position so we have enough wiggle room to let you breathe for once, but no one applied. Well, back to work!

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 103 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Join, pay, request chargeback from your card company.

When they dispute it: “The position clearly says unpaid. So I won’t pay.”

Use AI to expand this argument to 10 pages. Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 23 hours ago

Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

That comes for free with using an LLM to make the argument.

[–] pacology@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago

Amateurs. Just call the weekly fee tuition, the position a research assistant, and the company a university and they are all set.

[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 136 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 101 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"But you're not considering how valuable this experience will be!"

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So much to evade that gap in the resume

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (5 children)

What gap?

I've not been unemployed, I've been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I'm not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.

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[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

Do not let this person split up a bill for your restaurant party, folks

(I'm only joking, but I think you did the math the wrong way, $500x12=$6k)

Edit: yep.I'm an idiot, thanks folks, my poor example will stand as a testament to others, don't shame yourself publicly like this and pay attention in school!

[–] cAUzapNEAGLb@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

$500 per week - 500x48=24k with 4 weeks of thankfully "unpaid" vacation

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

United States

4 weeks of vacation

Lol

If the employee “works” every day of the year they earn -$26000

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[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Easy mistake to make. Also words can not describe my admiration and respect for someone who can leave a comment like this up with a humble edit.

I might double check your math if we split the cheque, but unlike 99% of the people on the internet, I already can tell that I would WANT to have a supper with you.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Getting really nervous when my office computer sign-on keeps prompting me to enter my credit card information.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Please report for organ harvesting on Thursday at nine.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Scheduling conflict. Can we do chloroform at lunch instead?

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[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Does whatever country this is posted from not have a minimum wage? Screenshot says USA, I thought they did have one?

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago

Yes, but since volunteering is a thing, they may think they're in the clear. Doubt they are though.

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everytime I hear about the need to pay to do a job, my mind immediately jumps to pyramid scheme.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 15 hours ago

If you need to pay for something, it is a huge red flag.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

No, but it's something similar. It's stupid.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Unless there's actual hidden value here (possible), it's more like a joke. Chickens rarely cross the road and they're not getting paid.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I get that the glib answer will be "so they can make money"

But what is the actual thought process they are pretending to go through here? Cause the experience of being a prompt engineer is not some sought after experience like how people pay to be movie PAs for free or work as an artist assistant.

[–] moog@lemm.ee 7 points 23 hours ago

That people would be so excited to "get their foot in the door of th prompt engineering job market" that theyd pay for the opportunity

[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world -1 points 12 hours ago

Someone posted above that this was from a couple years ago and done as a test to see who would respond to this type of ad sort of thing.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

I’m very been a Netflix employee for years.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago

Cross posting this to shitty million dollar ideas. This is the kind of out of the box thinking that we need to increase corporate profits and pump up those numbers. You are a real go getter here. good job.

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago

I wonder if this job is targeted to a specific person so that the person it's for will apply, but no one else will

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