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Dream job! (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by hypertown@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 139 points 1 day ago (22 children)

Earn -$500 lol

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 103 points 1 day ago (21 children)

-24k a year

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (12 children)

Do not let this person split up a bill for your restaurant party, folks

(I'm only joking, but I think you did the math the wrong way, $500x12=$6k)

Edit: yep.I'm an idiot, thanks folks, my poor example will stand as a testament to others, don't shame yourself publicly like this and pay attention in school!

[–] PeepingTom@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

How many weeks are there in a year?

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Well I planned for 12 apparently, so I guess I demand a lot of vacation time. I call it the Job Creator schedule.

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 4 points 1 day ago

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

a lot

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