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School director accused of being ‘ringleader of makeshift child fight club’ (www.azfamily.com)

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[–] tal@lemmy.today 18 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

According to Prosecuting Attorney Sonia Hagood, the incident lasted 30 minutes and included a teacher instructing a student to hit another “in the private area.”

https://jonesbororightnow.com/news/268862-jonesboro-school-director-given-250k-bond-accused-of-leading-makeshift-child-fight-club/

“Engage” describes itself as a “unique learning center that teaches children with autism the executive functioning skills that will make them accomplished, goal-driven adults.”

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Say what you want, "kick him in the balls" is pretty effective. And I'm willing to bet that several current US billionaires have said the same exact thing, and look where they are now.

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Running the country?

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Both officially and unofficially probably.

[–] sevon@lemmy.kde.social 4 points 13 hours ago

Not the kind of "Engage" he asked for.