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[โ€“] bluewing@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's a good thing that the lack of a heartbeat isn't the ultimate definition of dead. But it can be one of the markers of dead.

I mean, sure, you won't stay alive for very long with a stopped heart.