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[–] aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Brain oxygen levels are the most important one iirc

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, I'm not in any way medically anything but I think I remember Dr Mike or one of those talking about how brain death is considered death or something like that.

[–] DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because once those hit a certain danger threshold there's not much to 'bring back' right? I vaguely recall reading that somewhere.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Brains fail catastrophically and unrecoverably pretty quickly after being starved of oxygen. I don't like the chances of the frozen people who hope to be reanimated in the future

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 23 hours ago

Some of them make for deliciously cursed slushies though