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If You Were One of Those Green Army Men Figures Which Would You Be? (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago by GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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I'd be the guy about to throw a grenade.

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The one who frags his commander

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Why does Dirt_Owl always get the good toys. Not fair angery

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The green army guys can be fighting whatever war you want

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Oh in that case I'll be the guy with the little medic bag

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Crucial guy. Heals people with stuff from the bag

[–] D61@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Chunks of plastic and a cigarette lighter cures all wounds.