Cause being a juggallo is such a nouveau and hip thing. Punk has been doing just fine.

Example of really good recent punk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZNWXV1aLeI&pp=ygULZmxvd2VyIHB1bms%3D

And there's a lot more

What if you were cursed by a malevolent fay to speak like Season 1 Homer Simpson?

I am in the anti bowl and spoon camp and pro mug and thermos when it comes to soup. Stew is for bowls, soup should be poured directly into your mouth

Okay, I thought finding out a dude I was seeing's mom was the crank that was my nemesis during Jr high for yelling at us for skating this sick spot that was TWO HOUSES AWAY FROM HERS, she'd walk over and yell at us and one time after a friend bailed she took his skateboard home with her and his parents called.the cops on her to get it back and then fucking on her bed when he was housesitting was something else.

That makes perfect sense and if I were dead I'd prefer that, if dead people had preferences

Whether bullets or plumbing every year in America is a year of lead.

It is a bit of a compromise for me cause I smoke. Others will take like 20 minutes (paid) half way through or as close as possible and eat food. I work a longer day so I do 3-4 ten minute smoke breaks instead depending on my day length. You're legally entitled to 15 minutes paid break for every 3 hours you work where I am and if you don't stretch another 5 minutes out you're a fool and also cause of my start time when I get hungry again at work is when it's busy AF most of the time so soup solves it

There are no cool subcultures based around good music

What if instead of people having their own personal testicle there was just one really big one at the center of town and if anyone needed cum they'd just go get it from there?

I think that their idea of a good faith argument with someone they disagree with is to find common ground and then shake hands with neither party changing their minds at all but now they respect each other or some stupid trash like that. When confronted with a zero sum argument or a need to actually have a groundwork for your argument instead of living in an infinite game of devil's advocate they panic. They get flustered. They remember the time they asserted in 8th grade that Albuquerque was in the country of Mexico and not the state of new Mexico and the entire class and teacher laughed at them (never happened to me. Made up story. ) and that's when they lose their cool

The first Beatlejuice wasn't that great either. Well, I guess it's more that the character sucks. He's just a creep, there's nothing redeeming about him and if that was part of the point it didn't come across

Big Fish is great and doesn't feel like Burton so much