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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 81 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'm a billion years, crabs will start turning into trees and trees into crabs. merging into the ubercreature

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm a billion years

Damn. You look good for your age.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd argue, but I agree. I don't need to know how they look, if they're a billion years and capable of communicating, whatever state they're in looks good. Even if its a fungus posessed rot monster.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

I wish, I'm only a crab, trying to become a tree

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"ubercreature" excuse me, lichen would like a word with you

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

appreciate when a symbiote becomes it's own thing.

the tree of life isn't meant to merge branches,

Eukaryotes, corals, lychens, probably the same with chlorophyll.

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I imagine it'll look like paras

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Paras is a fungus. Totally different thing.

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah you're right. Torterra then

[–] bpev@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Torterra is a tortoise. Totally different thing.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Pantera is large cats

[–] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

you may not like it but Ms Crabtree is what peak performance looks like