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[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 119 points 4 days ago (6 children)

2005 homophobes: "I hate f*gs"

2025 homophobes: This hilariously weak shit

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 94 points 4 days ago (3 children)

They are literally triggered by rainbows now

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 37 points 4 days ago

-sigh- look at the sky, honey. god is woke too nowadays

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Truly only a matter of time before they start shooting at rainbows in the sky

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

They already shoot hurricanes in Florida, and those produce the occasional rainbow. I think they already are.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Not my computer

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Christian Conservative: "You wouldn't want to become Rainbow Baphomet would you?"

Me, a D&D Nerd: Uncapping the Estradiol

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fuck that shit, if I can become rainbow Baphomet then count me in! ALL in!

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Can I be one even if I'm not lgbtq+?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 14 hours ago

LGBT is just a label, it doesn't matter, everyone is welcome as long as they're nice. Baphomet doesn't discriminate

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Doesn't the + imply all inclusive?

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I honestly don't know, I thought it was for people like 2s that hadn't been added yet at the time, and not for cis allies or something. Obviously I may be wrong.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In the campaign that I am currently running Baphomet is a rainbow unicorn being wrongly imprisoned in hell by the Catholic church.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Based and Desna Pilled

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

RIP Apple Newtons, killed by woke f*g Newtons.

[–] teletext@reddthat.com 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Figs taste great! Don't censor figs!

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Clearly talking about fogs. And i'd say it's pretty fair, as they tend to censor everything around them.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

i never liked them, bit after learning about fig wasps, i have an excuse

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

2025 homophobia: Prith

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

Honestly. If they get off the internet they'll realize how little information on where someone puts their penis they are provided on a day to day basis.