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[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 29 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

A friend of mine was applying for a job where they required "at least 5 years knowledge with Angular version X.Y.Z" (can't remember the exact version, but they asked for all three numbers).

He said "I've got 7 years of knowledge with version X-2 to X+2".

The HR person was like "But you don't have 5 years of knowledge with version X.Y.Z, so you don't fit for the job".

The real fun part was that version X.Y.Z had only been out for two years at that time.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 hours ago

A person who created a thing (language or similar) pointed out that a job listing wanted more experience than time that the thing had existed.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Bogus job description because no-one was actually needed but the budget must be kept?
And HR/employement person didnt know (or did) better and thus decided lile that?

[–] bier@feddit.nl 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What my company used to do, person A asks for higher hour rate. Manager can't get approval from his manager.

Person A quits, but is told you can always apply for the job again. Request for a new hire is made, people show up, also person A. In the end person A is hired for a better hour rate.

I do know a scrum coach that tried this only to be not hired because person B showed up and they liked him more.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago

I wouldnt try that without a guaranteed fall&back job offer.
Nice try for person A though.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Tech recruiters really can be this dumb. I've been on both ends several times.

I remember hiring for a test dev, writing the description for the recruiter, I included all the things I'd like to see. Python, test automation experience, open source contributions etc (this was for a public facing repo).

I get back a question a day later asking if they need Java or not. That felt really out of place so I walked over and had a conversation. Turns out they were filtering out anyone who had more than requested. Python AND Java experience? No thank you.

On the upside once we ironed that out I ended up hiring two people I've been friends with for a decade+. Sometimes the recruiters just need help.

Now the other side of things...I've definitely had recruiters screw up and lose very good candidates, but it was always for stupid shit like they forgot to send the offer letter for a week or they accidentally put them in the "no" pile.

Heh, this one time we got a recruiter ping our team out of the blue saying they had a candidate. No one knew what the hell the position was for. Turns out the recruiters had forgot about a bunch of openings we had closed like a year before, they just never took down the postings. We asked him how he found the job, and the candidate said he manual went through the thousands of open positions until he found one that fit him. He hired him after the first round and he turned out to be awesome.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Goes to show: in many cases the hireing process is about dumb luck and nothing else. For both sides.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

So fucking true. I've was in an interview, 2nd round, where the recruiter joined the call mid coding exercise to explain that a different recruiter had just given the position to someone else without waiting for feedback on anyone else and therefore they had to stop all in process interviews. She was pissed and apologized. The guy giving the interview just gave me this look like "they do this shit all the time" and ended the call.