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Why is the crab not Rust. This is outrageous, it’s unfair
Rust would be some borrow checker compile error like
rust errors are funny if you don't know rust
Those also happen to be errors you'd typically run into, if you don't yet really know Rust...
I do run into them even though I use Rust for ~3 years now, but only in non-obvious cases, e. g. when all references to the borrowed data are dropped before the end of the function.
you can still segfault in rust iirc
Not in safe Rust. Only if you explicitly tell the compiler "I got this, don't worry" but then fuck up.
https://github.com/Speykious/cve-rs
I guess they fixed the weirdness involving calling main later in the program