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race conditions (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 day ago by 0x0@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Apple is for ADA

Ball is for BASH

Crab is for C

Dog is for D

Elephant is for Ecsmascript

Fox is for F#

Goat is for Go

House is for Haskell

Igloo is for

...okay I got stuck there.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Java has Duke

Duke, Java's mascot. A triangular shaped character with a red nose.

Ugh, I accidentally got a fake transparent background. Oh well.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

Branding fail so bad that everyone forgets that Java even has a mascot.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 51 minutes ago

I thought it was a cup of coffee? A hipster barista in 90’s Memphis style illustration would be most accurate I think.

Damn, I went searching online for some examples and got nothing that was really from back then. Just shitloads of AI vaporware slop. Time to dig out my old design mags I guess.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 20 hours ago

There are dozens of us! Millions of devices and dozens of us know about Duke!

Fun fact, Duke is released to the public. I forget in what way exactly, but Oracle freed them (him? it?).

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Igloo is for Idris

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 20 hours ago

Jigsaw is for Java

King is for Kotlin

Lion is for LUA

Monkey is for ...