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[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Are you seriously trying to claim that no human ever bled and saw the colour until the 1970s? LOL

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Lol no. They are entirely taking the piss.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

If their piss is red they need to go to the doctor as per this shart

[–] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 3 points 44 minutes ago (1 children)

I have tetrachromacy and piss in colors that would drive most into madness.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 20 minutes ago

Look out, it's the mad pisser!!!

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

A chart made by someone that's never eaten a whole bag of beet chips in one sitting, I see.

I think you misunderstand. If you've eaten a whole bag of beet chips you should see the doctor.