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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 75 points 6 days ago (4 children)

He drained the swamp and found a bigger swamp underneath it.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 78 points 6 days ago (4 children)

He drained the swamp and then flooded it with his own newer swampier swamp

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 6 days ago

Now with 50% more pork!™

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking more Lahey from TPB, but that works too.

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm sober enough to know what I'm doing, and drunk enough to really enjoy it.

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Or, I suppose, the swamp’s calling the shots now, Randy would be more appropriate in the context.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 1 points 6 days ago

He's more like a burst urine soaked sewage pipe, spewing shit and flooding the whole American political sphere with giant turds and other effluent.

It’s gonna be the biggest most beautiful swamp you’ve ever seen. People tell me all the time I’m the best at swamps, they say “wOw you are so good at making swamps.” And they’re right I’m gonna make the deepest swamp in the history of this country.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

When you drain a swamp, you remove clean water and leave filth and slime behind.

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

He didn't drain the swamp, he just added overt facism and called it gazpacho.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 0 points 6 days ago

An average Dark Souls enjoyer??