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Microblog Memes

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[–] walktheplank@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Should try that die they use when you steal shit. That stuff lasts forever. How does one bulk buy that. Nothing a squirty water bottle, water gun or balloon couldn't handle either.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 2 points 21 hours ago

Unfortunately a water gun would probably give them reason to shoot you.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Super soaker!

Let's do it!