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Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany (dpa-international.com)

submitted 2 days ago by schizoidman@lemmy.zip to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What are you going to do with it @instantnudel@feddit.org?

[–] instantnudel@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why me 😭

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Well it's a little obvious don't you think? Who else would be able to handle this absurd amount of semen? Also what would an average person do with it? Exactly. Only a person that craves the seed like we crave for oxygen would do it. Somebody that literally breaths fresh life (because of semen)

Do you have any reason (or alibi) why it should not be you?