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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 110 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Second one is also free cause we all would use it on Musk the moment the first one worked with Trump.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 67 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Im killing Putin first. Hes the core problem, and the most evil of the richest billionaire club.

Gonna need 2 freebies mate.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Freebies? Those are mandatory and required. No shame if they are evil.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Shit man, I would pull up a picture index of the entire Republican party leadership as well as everyone funds and backs them and just start scribbling names down until my hand hurt and then I would just keep going powering through the pain.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think that's one thing I couldn't connect with with Death Note. Why bother going after criminals when there are tinpot dictators out there?

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Because Light isn't a good person who's corrupted by power, he's a teen with a superiority complex who suddenly gets the power to kill a bunch of people. He is the tinpot dictator.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is very, very true.

He's mostly perceived as the good guy, because he's the protagonist. And protagonists can get away with quite a bit of f'd up stuff.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah, pretty much. He's supposedly well educated, but has such a narrow world view.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes. Also, most criminals are not evil, they were forced to do crime due to socioeconomic factors. Factors influenced by billionaires and politicians.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I wonder if the Sarin Gas Attacks were an influence. At the time, the perpetrator's executions still hadn't happened yet and even discarding moral absolutism, they weren't exactly motivated by needs or profits.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 7 points 2 days ago

Now see, that's what friends are for.

You get your freebie and take out one billionaire, then you hand it to your bestie, he takes out one billionaire, they hand it to their bestie, they take out one billionaire, and you know, twenty-five, forty-five people down the line, or one relatively moderate-sized college campus, and the world is a better place and nobody has to suffer in between heaven and hell for the rest of eternity because of it.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You’d need like 20 names, minimum, to reduce the bloodshed in the coming succession war and post-war regime.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

And the Packers.

(Jk)

[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Does your freebie have to be one person or can it be, like, a population? Can you deathnote every conservative politician in a go? That'd be one fuck of a freebie.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

The method of death can be specified, and it never says that you can't summon a moderately sized bomb, or a virus that only kills under very specific circumstances. We're dealing with the supernatural, let's go a little wild.

...honestly, it never said you can't make the deaths wicked cool, man, so why don't we have a pile of gold fall from the sky onto our hated enemy that just by happenstance happened to be near me. Strange how the gold is mostly gone, officer, but I swear, it was like a dragon's hoard or something.

[–] Quadrexium@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"AFRICA!"

"Uh Light that's not how it-"

"MEXICO!"

"PATRIOTS FANS!"

"THE BLOGOSPHERE!"

[–] strawberry@kbin.earth 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you can probably fill the whole thing with morally acceptable people to disappear

I can think of like 5 within a second of thinking about it

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 11 points 2 days ago

Wikipedia is full of pages like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_United_States_senators with names, photos, and biographies. The scum bags that are destroying our world are not all a secret cult. They're just assholes in suits.

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've thought about this an unhealthy amount. Trump would shit himself to death on live TV. He would cry like a bitch and narrate his experience in great detail.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Are you me? It’s was a good while ago but that was literally what I posted in response to the Death Note question last I saw it!

Trump would shit himself to death on live Tv. 😂

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol! One should try to live their life in a way that multiple people don't independently wish you a painful, embarrassing diarrhea death in front of the whole planet.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Said staring off in the middle distance with a small glimmer in my eye:

“I’d like to think there’s a little part in all of us that wants to see Trump shit himself to death on live Tv.”

Tips hat and walks off into the sunset.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

while accurately parrying any attempts to help him, and then have a seizure in the shit while still fending off any would be rescuers.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Perfection! 👌

Only way I can think of topping that would be make it a double kill with Musk eating himself to death on said shit.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Overdose, falls right into the pile of shit, people dont notice because they saw Trump go down first?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gotta have someone slipping on the shit and dying from head trauma right afterwards for maximum lol

[–] menjoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

J.D. Vance running, wildly masturbating and screaming: “Now I am the king, mommy!” and slipping in Trumps shit and splitting his head open on Hegseths whiskey bottle, ramming it down his throat suffocating him.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The use of it as a mildly lethal control device is underplayed.

So-and-so does XYZ, then dies of general body breakdown at 94"

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

There's a two week limit between the name being written and the target dying.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Moving on to kill all of the owning class because they are the source of all our problems tbh

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Nah, they all have wills to keep their wealth from reaching anyone who needs it.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Three days after signing, notarizing and registering all required documents necessary to collectively devote their entire fortunes, stocks and options to an irrevocable trust in support of renewable energy implementation, social welfare systems, sustainable development in the global south, returning resources leased to foreign companies to local citizens, and solving wealth inequality (with trustees selected from currently-living Nobel laureates in chemistry, medicine and economics, the IPCC, and the WHO), Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, <list all current members of the boards of Nestlé, Google, Apple, Sinclair Broadcasting, United Health, and other insurance conglomerates by name here> all make the collective mistake of riding cybertrucks to the second trust meeting and perish in the resulting inferno, which miraculously leaves no lasting damage on infrastructure, nor causes collateral injuries."

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Still a chance of splitting up the money with the descendants cannibalizing each other and fighting over the owning classes corpse.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Generally you don't need a will to keep wealth in the family, anyway.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are the family not also part of the owning class?

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

Where did you get the idea that I disagree with that?

[–] Lightsong@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

What would you write down exactly?

I'd write that he get kidnapped, his SS failed, broadcasted live getting fucked slowly in ass by 'fucking machine' equipped with huge ass golden dildo made from gold jewelries he got in his safe, bleeding to death over hour.

Repeat with all other billionaires, one every day so we get to savior every moment of it. Each day will have anniversary of billionaire's death. Top 365 of worst of the worst, and then next year another 365, etc. There's 2700s, so by time first year is up, we might have billionaires giving away their wealth.

I could go on but you get gist of it.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Nah, you'd probably want to do some research into who is the one actually funding people like trump and who in the U.S. government is fomenting these forever wars that are funding the war lobby.

Trump and Elon are the mouthpieces and distractions for where the real money is coming from.