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Doesn't this guy regularly stream from a laptop in a desperate attempt to seem cool?
He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.
this argument from his lawyer is probably going to twist the English language beyond obscene
"What's a computer?"
Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."
God damnit I read this in his dumb voice
Why not use the Clinton defence "That depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is."
Which gets made fun of a lot but it's not as vapid as it sounds. He said "There's nothing going on" with Monica Lewinsky because, at the time he was asked, there wasn't. He was accused of lying, and that was his defense, because interpreting "is" in the typical sense of referring to the present tense made his statement accurate.
I am https://youtu.be/RH1ekuvSYzE
What's a computer?
But I thought that everythings computer?
I was thinking it would be more about “use.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBK3zME1aqk
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He streamed himself playing a hardcore character that his minions sank hours into and proved he knows nothing about playing the game. So maybe it wasn't his laptop either.
https://youtu.be/FmEe3eUPWq4
Not just hours. Like 80 hour weeks to get to that rank.
It also died while he was live streaming nazi support to the AFD in Germany. So he was clearly not playing then
No its not, I play it on PS5.
Extremely desperate
Maybe he used a public library PC?
(/s, obviously)
He's and RoG Ally handheld kind if guy
Gosh, that is beautiful notation! I'll be using it if you don't mind! Have a great day.
Only Elon Musk could get cyberbullied on a wireless Abacus playing ARPGs in the sky.