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Gambling with Lain (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by maris@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] r00ty@kbin.life 55 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Make it a bit more fun.

1 in 6 chance to trigger the logic.

The logic?

Get list of all files ending in .DLL from C:\Windows\System32
Choose a random file from the list
Delete it
Repeat every 5 minutes.

The slow deterioration, and random issues appearing that are tough to diagnose would be more fun than such wanton destruction.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 days ago

The equivalent of losing (part of) a finger on each success/failure, instead of totally evacuating the contents of your skull.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The chance is actually 1 in 7 because both 0 and 6 are included in the randInt() range.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh right. I thought it might work the same as range etc in python, where is does one less than you specify.. Coming from, well every other language this really threw me off on my first python excursion.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Any language... except MATLAB. Fuck MATLAB.

(Their arrays even start at 1, what the fuck?!)

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Lua starts at 1 too. It's infuriating. I believe for the same historical reason Matlab does.

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