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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money (www.theonion.com)
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[–] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 190 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t you fucking tempt me

[–] grte@lemmy.ca 100 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To quote the article,

just do it—do it right now.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok fine. Wait I don't have a PS5 and now I don't have a job. Dang it.

[–] UndefinedIsNotAFunction@programming.dev 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can come use mine and I'll use you as inspiration to quit.

[–] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You can come use mine and I’ll use you

🤔

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There are stranger way for two people to get together. And bump-intos with coffee cups and piles of paper are worn out.