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[–] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 190 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t you fucking tempt me

[–] grte@lemmy.ca 100 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To quote the article,

just do it—do it right now.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok fine. Wait I don't have a PS5 and now I don't have a job. Dang it.

[–] UndefinedIsNotAFunction@programming.dev 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can come use mine and I'll use you as inspiration to quit.

[–] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You can come use mine and I’ll use you

🤔

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[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 67 points 1 year ago

Please don't tempt me, I am barely holding on.

[–] oldGregg@lemm.ee 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've made it 9 months since I quit.

Lotta chicken and rice but I thought I'd take my retirement before I die in the food wars

[–] ogeist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago

Bruh, I aim to the water wars. That's starting next year, I believe.

[–] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hmm that's an interesting chicken or egg problem. Which will come first, the food wars or the water wars?

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[–] amphetaminisiert@feddit.nl 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've been jobless for around 2 years now because of depression and shit, finally got back into working and I hate myself for not starting up my world of warcraft career back up. I could be a wow king by now 🙃😂

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

As someone who is currently neglecting their offline life again becausenof that game (Classic Hardcore goes brrr) - be glad that you didn't :D

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[–] jet@hackertalks.com 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If that doesn't work there's always plan b: drinking yourself to death

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Following in smashmouth guy's footsteps, brave

[–] derpo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] derpo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (6 children)

i did this last winter; i firmly believe everyone has and needs slovenly unemployment periods to remind you of the perils of not working [but in equal measure, the bliss of not working and the amount of luxury you can just coast on]

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 16 points 1 year ago

I'm doing this right now. It's the first time in 10 years I haven't had someplace I needed to be 5 days a week. It's really changing my perspective on what I need out of a job and what I could be improving in my life if I weren't spending that time working.

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[–] regalia@literature.cafe 18 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Definitely do this, except replace playstation with heroin.

[–] RegularGoose@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For real. Who has money for a PS5?

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[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So I can quit my job and play PS5 for 15 minutes?

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[–] DasRubberDuck@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago

If only I had a PS5...

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago

Literally what I have been doing since last month. I made it a bit more challenging by going on a vacation for a week too.

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The guy in the picture is not playing FIFA. If he was he'd be frowning and smashing his controller

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