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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Blowjob Job? Intriguing...

[โ€“] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

There are still positions available behind the Wendy's dumpster.