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Delta flight returns after passenger has diarrhea ‘all the way through’ plane (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah bruh I am STOKED to spend hours on a plane a month from now to go to a fucking destination wedding for my cousin.