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Delta flight returns after passenger has diarrhea ‘all the way through’ plane (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] _bug0ut@lemmy.world 67 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Passengers, reportedly including the one suffering diarrhea, were allowed to re-board after an eight-hour delay [...]

God damn if I was the person who did it, I'm not sure I'd want to get back on and just have people stare at me with contempt and disgust for an entire international flight.

Alternately, I might feel obligated to suffer along with everyone else, all things considered.

[–] tailiat@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No way I'd be boarding that flight in either role. If it happened once it can happen again!

[–] _bug0ut@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just keep hearing "smell of vanilla shit" in my head and I'm like, "Naw, I'm good. I'll sleep at the airport and try to catch an early flight tomorrow." Haha

[–] tailiat@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I know that smell: I grew up in a house with ventless bathrooms, but plenty of Glade.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

I grew up in a house with ventless bathrooms, but plenty of Glade.

Trauma like that'll make you grow up fast.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

🤢

[–] TotallyNotJohnSmith@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Upvote, but ewwww... I remember that smell....

[–] DoisBigo 19 points 2 years ago

Unless they refund me, I'm boarding. Can't afford to throw away an air ticket.

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

A person had a medical emergency, it sucks, but to treat them like they did something purposefully wrong, or that they should feel ashamed, is not just pointlessly mean, it's ableist, too.

[–] _bug0ut@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I don't know if you're chiding me or not, but in case you are: I quite literally put myself in their shoes in the post you're responding to.

And for the record, without going into the horrifying details, I lived a very similar situation at a really nice hotel on a work trip. I had the luck of being alone and able to clean it up on my own without anyone noticing but for that 45 minutes where I frantically ran to a 7/11 to buy paper towels and hand sanitizer as a stand-in for proper cleaning product and then frantically cleaned it up like MacGuyver was just handed a single thread and a thimble to diffuse a bomb, I dreaded more than anything that someone would see before I had a chance to take care of it.

I agree that it would be cruel to treat that person any differently because they had an unavoidable accident that caused all this, but people suck. And even if everyone was super understanding, I'd still be absolutely mortified as the person who did it.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Do you have IBS?

Regardless, I know someone with IBS, and yes they constantly are embarrassed by their incontinence.

This person wasn't "treating" them differently, they were exhibiting empathy.

You should probably learn how to tell before jumping to conclusions. My advice would be to read a book, or anything that wasn't written on an online forum.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

And people are going to do it. Surprise!

[–] magnor@lemmy.magnor.ovh 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, shit.

[–] supercriticalcheese@feddit.it 1 points 2 years ago

Literally so

[–] SulaymanF@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

This article is not making it clear what happened. Diarrhea in the seat, aisles? They had to turn back because quantity, smell, or passenger dehydration?

Edit: seems one of the links shows the carpet.

[–] tailiat@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Most importantly: what did they order? Was it the fish?

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you.

[–] frshmt@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Roger, Roger.

[–] DaTingGoBrrr@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

They do actually. Right at the top they explain that

"Passengers re-board flight to Spain after eight-hour delay while social media posts describe flight crew mopping up mess"

There's also a video linked that show a trail of diarrhea in the aisles

https://twitter.com/fl360aero/status/1699209346725343743

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh my god, it's worse than I imagined.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Oh my god, it’s worse than I imagined.

It's the smell.

Alternatively . . .

It's only smellz.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You've brought me way, way back.

[–] SulaymanF@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How is that possible? It HAD to have been a kid running without pants on staining the whole aisle… right?

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 4 points 2 years ago

I can imagine that they were making a mad dash for the toilet and didn't make it. They thus were leaking it along the aisle while still trying to get there.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That link is staying blue

[–] Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

You made better choices than I did

[–] getynge@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Having diarrhea on a plane is like my worst nightmare times 11 and this article isn't helping

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah bruh I am STOKED to spend hours on a plane a month from now to go to a fucking destination wedding for my cousin.