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Coffee Shop Onlookers Speculate About Unimaginable Riches Awaiting 43-Year-Old Reading ‘7 Habits Of Highly Effective People’ (www.theonion.com)
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[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cool. You should finish it. It's good.

Goes back to sorting large money bills earned exclusively through the secret money technique at the end of chapter 12. /s

[–] anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

You sort them? I just keep the thousand-money bills and put the rest in the trash.
also /s