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Coffee Shop Onlookers Speculate About Unimaginable Riches Awaiting 43-Year-Old Reading ‘7 Habits Of Highly Effective People’ (www.theonion.com)
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[–] anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

You sort them? I just keep the thousand-money bills and put the rest in the trash.
also /s