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Man says police officer had no right to pull him over because she’s on OnlyFans (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 1 year ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”

He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.

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[–] Szymon@lemmy.ca 98 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Who the fuck pays $30 to watch an online sex video?

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People who want to try out this cool trick

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"The police hate this one cool trick"

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 5 points 1 year ago

It's meth. The cool trick was meth.