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I don't mean what you use to chop down your feces, but an object that you realized only your family has and people would raise their eyebrows at. Best if said object has a sole purpose.

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[-] EccTM@lemmy.ml 75 points 11 months ago

In case you are unaware, "poop knife" was a reddit r/confession post from a few years back that went viral, where someone admitted their family has a knife kept in the house specifically for when big 'movements' wouldn't flush, and he had just discovered that wasn't a normal thing everyone just has at home when he needed flush assistance at a friends house.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You ever read the cumbox guy's piece? That guy was understated comedy gold.

[-] IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

The coconut was the best

[-] sunbeam60@lemmy.one 4 points 11 months ago

Ahhh right!! A penis beaker!!

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