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Woman slams selfish paragliders who 'made her think Hamas were invading Doncaster' (www.mirror.co.uk)

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[–] thetoastmonster@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unless you randomly pick up what appears to be a bottle of perfume and it's full of Novichok nerve agent.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a fun Friday night