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Florida man allegedly threatened to shoot someone at CVS unless given 'all bottles' of Viagra (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

"so. What're you in for?"
"I tried boosting a pharmacy?"
"Oxy?"
"Viagra."

yeah... that's gonna be an interesting prison conversation...

[–] switches@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

not to be that guy but if you read the article he also took the oxy, codeine, xanax, and adderall— but the viagra is the only thing in the headline cause lbr its eyecatching

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Someone was planning for a fun weekend

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