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[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Police are still searching for this hardened criminal.

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

He had nerves of steel, but now he's stiff as a board. He took one hard look at everything but realized he got shafted.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

"so. What're you in for?"
"I tried boosting a pharmacy?"
"Oxy?"
"Viagra."

yeah... that's gonna be an interesting prison conversation...

[–] switches@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

not to be that guy but if you read the article he also took the oxy, codeine, xanax, and adderall— but the viagra is the only thing in the headline cause lbr its eyecatching

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Someone was planning for a fun weekend

[–] demonquark@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'd think the top would steal the Viagra and the bottom would steal the poppers.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Glad to see Florida man is still working hard.

[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

He's going to be working super hard once he gets his influx of Viagra.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Just give me all the Viagra you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of Viagra." What I said was, "Give me all the Viagra you have." Do you understand?

*an armed robbery

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

To be fair, as the article says it was a mixture of prescription drugs.

It wasn't about viagra per se, but about satuff they could probably easily resell. Or at least thought they could.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

Sounds like having a hard-on for a hard-on. Hard-on redundancy.

[–] sky@codesink.io 3 points 1 year ago

to be fair the shit is expensive and insurance won't often cover it

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Matt Dillon?