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Apple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enough (www.theregister.com)
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[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 222 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I thought this was about a cereal for a hot second.

[–] M500@lemmy.ml 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I love Apple Jacks. I haven’t had them in years.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Why don't they taste like apples!? (⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wait until you hear about Grape Nuts.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are those The Grapist's testicles?

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

I'm gonna tie you to the radiator!

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This made me lol

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Really? I've never even tried them but I always assumed they were basically apple flavored cheerios.

[–] poppy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

They’re a very strong artificial cinnamon flavor.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Apple Jacks are my number two, only behind Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Also, number two, behind. Heh.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

That joke was brought to you by lactose intolerance, btw.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I scrolled away and had to come back because I just kept repeating the sentence in my head. If Apple Jacks gets $19B in profit I better join the cereal industry.

[–] Jarmer@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago

Is this thread a secret marketing ploy?!?!? Now I want some delicious fake apple cereal!

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Glad I wasn't the only one.

[–] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

The cereal is that good, I wasn't doubting they were pulling that XD

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I thought I was really out of the loop. A brand I haven't heard in over 20 years has been killin it.