this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
642 points (94.7% liked)

The Onion

4446 readers
102 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
seahorse@midwest.social
pbrisgreat@midwest.social
642
U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 year ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
97 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 

“We know there are voices across the world calling for a ceasefire, but what everyone needs to understand is that the only people who stand to gain from halting the bombing campaign are people who deeply value human life,”

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 year ago

“You honestly didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Few people ever cried more than once, if you’d used that up, you laughed.”

—Michael David Herr, Dispatches (1977) (writing for Esquire during Vietnam War)